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I have said it before that you do not need to despair if you suspect you are not so smart. Everything is available and possible to you still and that includes financial success. What you probably do not know is that there are lots of advantages in being stupid, and from these advantages I have identified 8 strategies that will raise your status if applied of course, stupidly.

Stupidity helps you to get away with behaviours that are generally considered to be distasteful but can do your financial quest a lot of good. When you are stupid you are underrated and despised and the best you can get out of people is pity. Do not wear yourself out trying to demonstrate how like everybody else you are; instead apply the following strategies which mix well with your stupidity and you are on your way to astounding success.

1. Stay dumb

The fact that you are stupid makes people completely uninterested in whatever you have to say. Even when you make some sense people remain inclined to distrust your submission because you are, well, stupid. So the best thing to do is to stay quiet. Quiet allows you to be more discerning. As a stupid person it works better in that people don’t see you as a threat so you can easily infiltrate their territories and with your mouth shut learn something from them you can use to your advantage.

2. Try meditation

It has been proven scientifically and even spiritually that there is a gold mine within you in the form of your mind. Being stupid, people will not waste their precious time giving you advice because they don’t expect you to do anything with their wise words. All you really have is yourself and I can’t tell you how lucky you are. Smart people are constantly inundated with rubbish in the form of success tips because they go to all sorts of places to source for these information and they always fall into the trap of insatiability because with every self help material they read they want more, until they finally come to their senses and come over to our side. But for you you know you are stupid so you don’t need to bother looking outside for anything. Just tap into your own mind and discover the clear, undiluted success nuggets made just for you that you can use.

3. Be secretive

There is a saying that even a mad man has friends. You may be stupid but remember that there are some wise folks out there who in their self righteousness would come close to you maybe as a religious obligation(you know that love everybody crap they preach), or plain pity which you always enjoyed, to pick your brains in the guise of holding a conversation. This is the time to be at your stupid best and remain quiet. If you divulge your plans in gratitude for being spoken to and our wise guy sees the promise it holds, you are in danger of being discouraged or having your plans rubbed in your face. Very wise people are often insecure and they can’t stand a nonentity like you telling them what they should already know.

4. Be stingy

Being stupid helps you get away with being stingy and this is what you have TO BE to control your resources. The wise guys believe in giving away all they have in expectation of bountiful harvests and they spread their meagre resources all over the place as prescribed by modern pastors and the other wiser people (more on them later), and often they reap only misery. But like in all cases this kind of wisdom is not expected of you but some of these wise guys can be really mean and will try to fleece you. Please when you see them just conjure a classic stupid countenance and even gather your head in your two hands to drive home your point and you will be left alone. Give only to another stupid brother or sister who is truly in need and when you do admonish them as the master did to “tell no man” so that others less deserving will not come and disturb your peace.

5. Owe, no problem

You are not likely to be credit worthy if you are stupid because you have no visible assets a creditor will salivate after to facilitate a loan. But if by some stroke of luck you find someone who gives you sufficient funds to help you start something (out of pity), hold on to the money and turn it over as many times as possible before repayment. Usually the person that lends a stupid person money does not expect it back but throw the necessary surprise and pay back; but only when you are comfortable. But if he gives you any hassles just wear your reliable stupid countenance when he comes for his money and he will let you be.

6. Love nobody

To be stupid and successful you have to avoid love at all cost. It is frighteningly true the saying that there is no romance without finance. You must appreciate your limited chances of finding worthwhile love if you go looking because everybody knows you are stupid and that is the kind of recommendation you carry about. But you will save a fortune from lunch bills, movie tickets, gifts, pocket money and even health bills. The bad news is that this thing has a way of happening to everybody but if you are patient and not go looking for it, a suitable one to your situation will happen to you. Someone might do the chasing and if you are lucky he or she will be willing to pay the bills. But please chase after no one.

7. Deny yourself

Nobody expects you to be a model by any means, so don’t try to impress anybody with your taste. Why buy a pair of shoes worth $100 when a good second hand alternative can be acquired for much much less? Be very frugal even with yourself and watch your finances enjoy tremendous stability. Smart people are full of ego you don’t have and to massage this ego they acquire things they don’t need. Do not follow in their footsteps because, let’s face it, even if you are draped in gold, you are still essentially stupid. So save the cash.

8. Copy others

Your brain you know cannot handle the complex business of creating or inventing anything so please don’t even try. Do the natural thing and identify a genius and just replicate his efforts. See my article GET INSPIRED IN MINUTES for a detailed explanation of how this works.

Being stupid you must remember gives you the advantage of getting away with everything so save valuable time and money you could have wasted on personality enhancement of whatever sort and march on stupidly towards your success.